Monday, October 16, 2006

I am going to write what I feel is some funny and interesting things that I come across in my travels. Sometimes I say to myself that you can't make up some of the things people do in this world.

I have met the special agent in charge of protecting the president andhe also makes sure that the streets are safe for the police. Needless to say, I took him to see the nice people out County Mental Health. I have also met the devil. He was wearing a Gustapo SS hat with an iron cross on it and a long black leather trench coat. Um....and he was full blooded hispanic. He walked in to the police station and spat on the floor and called everyone in the office many different racial names. He also got a one way ticket to CMH for a mental health eval.

Just the other day, I had a call of an accident between a car and a bike. Another Officer said that he was on scene driving behind medics to the accident. I was almost off and stopping by to help out before i headed in. When I got to the scene there was a bunch of people pointing around the corner and no one was there yet from FD or PD. The other unit followed the wrong Fire Truck:) and they call me the rookie. Anyway, the guy on the bike was drunk out of his gord and never hit the car. He was rifding along with his head down (possibley near passing out) and looked up to see a car in his way. He freaked out and ate crap. He had blood dripping from his face and he was walking his bike halfway down the road from were he ate it. There was a crowd following him when I contacted him. He asked me what was wrong. I told him he was bleedin all over the sidewalk. He had no idea and already forgot about his intimate meet with the sidewalk. He was just minding his own biznis when a big red truck and four black and white cars ruined his day.

As I get some more cool stories I will post them for ya'll. I have the scanner link to the right on my blog if you want to listen to what goes on. And I promise, you can't make this stuff up.


Blogger :shazzy: said...

So far so good! And I like the way you write. The devil sounds scary scary scary.


10:22 PM  
Blogger Douglas said...

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5:47 PM  
Blogger :shazzy: said...

what is that....the devil? I don't know these fancy tricks.

9:18 AM  
Blogger Douglas said...

Its supposed to be a cow:) the blog messed it up though.

1:08 AM  
Blogger Minya said...

I used to work in a comicbook store here in Reno that was 4 blocks from the mental institution. Back in the day, they used to give some of them day passes for good behavior. I had one of them fine fellas walk in fling his arms straight out and announce loudly to me, "I AM SHAZAM! FLASH GORDON IS MY ENEMY! I AM THE DEVIL!!" And walked out. I was slightly confused. Was he Shazam or the Devil? Perhaps it was he who was confused.

9:09 PM  
Blogger Minya said...

Oh and the other fine fella who asked to use my phone (we were near the freeway and I thought maybe his car had broken down). I dialed the number and handed it to him. I walked away as I didn't want to listen in on his conversation. He gets off the phone and says, "The DMV won't give me back my license! They say I need to take my medication!! I don't think I need to take my medication. Do you think I need to take my medication?!?" I think I just blinked at him as he walked out the door.

9:10 PM  

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