The media in SD has a way of being blunt....


Fatso Robs Bank

12-09-2006 9:01 PM
(Pacific Beach, CA) -- A fat guy with a demand note robbed a Wells Fargo Bank inside a Ralph's Supermarket in the 4300 block of Mission Boulevard. Police say the suspect hit the bank about 10:20 a.m. yesterday morning and got away with an undisclosed amount of cash.

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I am having trouble finding something from my nights to write about. There are some interesting things in small calls, like the man who called and said that he was being held in a bedroom at some lady's house. Then the lady calls and says, no, no, you don't need to send anyone. The call center tells her that we are still coming because it was the guy who called for us. Then he called and said, no probs here guys. I wish we could have left it at that and said ok, your destiny is yours. Didn't happen. She opened the door wearing only a t-shirt. I will not be mean and describe her, but she was no playmate. The guy had left and we checked to be sure. We asked her why the problems and she said it was a misunderstanding during sex and he got "scared" and wanted to leave. She tried to keep him there and he called ME. Well not me personally, but might as well have been.

We never found the guy and figured he was ok. I checked the closets too to make sure she didn't have him diced up in there. People are strange!!